Category: Joke Board
Bubba and Billy Bob, who are both from Toccoa, Georgia traveled
to Jacksonville, Florida, for a vacation. While walking along a busy
downtown street, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits
$5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair."
Bubba says to Billy Bob,"Lookee here! We could buy a whole gob of these
clothes, take 'em back to Georgia sell 'em to all our friends, and make
a fortune fer us." Bubba continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you
say a word, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your
accent, they might think we're ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them
clothes to us. Now, I'll talk in a Florida drawl so's they won't
know."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Florida drawl, "I'll take
50 of them there suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00
each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just back
up my pickup and......"
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Georgia, ain't you?"
Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come'd you know that?"
The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."
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